handgrenade2: popcornmassacre: ugh summer look at my awful tan line omfg
Teacher: If you have 10 chocolate cakes and someone asks for 2, how many do you have left?
jojoca: Um senhor que faz coleta seletiva do lixo dividindo-o apenas no tempo, e não no espaço.
optimist: this glass is half full
pessimist: this glass is half empty
tumblr user: i'm offended
Anonymous asked: what's your name?